I will Marry M!Commander Shepard, live in the Collector’s base, drive a Keep (WTF?), I will be a stripper, the kink will be rough!sex and we will have 5 kids. WHAT IS THIS LIFE IT’S AWFUL. I can only imagine what stripping will be like on COLLECTOR BASE!? And 5 kids, Shepard better be bringing in SHIT tons of money……..
I will marry FemShep! (And she’s the blonde one kahdklashdjkasd hnnnggg <3) We will live on the Citadel and my vehicle will be the Mako (WHY), my job will be an Assassin and our special kink will be blood (OH MY GOD IT KNOWS ME) and we will have three children.
FUCK YES, GIVE ME THIS LIFE.
You Will Marry: GARRUS
You Will Live: WITH THE TURIAN COUNCILLOR
Your Vehicle: A KEEPER
Your Job: MERCENARY
Your Special Kink: GUNS
#of Kids: ADOPT
I will marry Liara (ok) live on Noveria (meh) with the Mako (YEAH!) as a Spectre (8D) our kink is Hurt/comfort (eh ok) and we will have a husk baby (NOOOOOOOOOOO). I will give that baby away. Hell, I’ll chuck it out the airlock.
Haha, this is such a fun idea! I wonder what other series have gif MASHes all mashed up like this.
But listen to this ideal setup I rolled: Living with my wife, Jack, in the backseat of the Mako permanently parked in the Turian Counciler’s garage, sellin’ some seriously sensuous guns, tryin’ to do right by our twins.
Marry: JOKER
my true loveLive: Noveria boooo whatever married to joker
Vehicle: Normandy
Job: Spectre :D
Kink: EMBRACE ETERNITY
Kids: 5 D:
for the most part i am ok with this
I’ll marry Miranda. Live on Eden Prime. My vehicle is the normandy. I’ll be a specter and have rough sex with no children. I’m totally alright with this.
(Source: qeilla)
INSTANT REBLOG.
I will always reblog this omg
:DDD
must reblog
Gotta reblog that, even if I don’t care for SPN.
I am totally not an SPN fan, but I love this video AND it was what got me to watch the first season.
(Source: ohyestvdboys, via stealingyourleftsocks)












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